richjob: (Default)
richjob ([personal profile] richjob) wrote2004-12-20 11:24 pm

Memeeeery

Grabbed from the lovely [livejournal.com profile] tuluum:



1. Ponchos - yes or no?
Oh hell yeah. Ever since i saw Clint Eastwood.

2. What's the first thing you do in the morning?
Try to sleep.

3. 80s Madonna, Kaballah Madonna, or tres Chic J-lo Madonna?
80s Madonna. "Physical Attraction" may be one of the best club tunes EVAH!

4. Did you know that October is National Sarcasm Month?
Every month is National Sarcasm Month for me. In my mind, at least.

5. Define "Irony":
Whitney saying that she's too rich to smoke crack.

6. What is guaranteed to gross you out? (like a little puke might come up)
Surgery pics.

7. Scariest movie you ever saw:
I actually don't watch that many scary movies. None recently. I'll say "Crossroads" or whatever Ben Affleck is actin in these days.

8. What's the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you?
Probably involves school reunions, or why I don't like parties and the whole social thing.

9. What do you want on your gravestone?
Bird poop.

10. Are you affectionate?
Pretty much, yes.

11. Oral sex: Giving or receiving?
Both, actually, though I do like to get.

12. Favorite kind of porn:
Literary porn

13. Take _____ of ______ and ______ the man ______ in the ______ that if he doesn't ________, you're _______ them _______ his ________!

Whaaaaaaat?

[identity profile] jaded-jeannie.livejournal.com 2004-12-21 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
9. What do you want on your gravestone?
Bird poop.


Best. answer. ever.

[identity profile] tuluum.livejournal.com 2004-12-21 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
funny how whitney and irony are like synonyms now!