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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In August on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I gave thetrinilife a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Sunday dlgood and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-121 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, richjob

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