Bah humbug

[richjob]

I do NOT like this time of year. Looks that I'll be spending Christmas alone, so that's a plus. (I also am not crazy about being in close proximity to family - they stress me out)

Anyway, I need good gift suggestions. Cheap would be good too. I would suggest pirate DVDs, but...

Comments

[anonymous_sibyl]

Gift suggestions for who?

[richjob]

For me, to give. :)

[anonymous_sibyl]

Calling cards that read, "Hi, my name is Rich and I am a smartass"?

For you to give to who? *G*

[richjob]

You forgot "cynical smartass". :P


I now realize I have no wrapping paper of any kind, so it looks as if I'll have to brave the big yellow heat ball and the crowds.

And Amazon gift certs for everybody.

Small denominations, though.

[nursetish.livejournal.com]

If my mother would give me an Amazon gift cert in the amount she wastes on crap for me for Christmas, I would be in heaven

[richjob]

I know the feeling.

[anonymous_sibyl]

"Hi! My name is Rich, and I am a cynical smartass. Also, I am sex-ay. How YOU doin'?"

[richjob]

A little better this morning.

Maybe that was the resault of watching fake lesbians on Showtime, but it's working for now. Part of me revels in the shallow, and part of me "You know therre's more and better, right?"

This post brought to you by a cloudy brain and too much cold medicine.